1. Is
Kevin Hart not having the time of his short life? Are we not digging that BET
picked up and is currently filming his mockumentary, “Real Husbands of
Hollywood?”
2.
Was not the Foster-Raymond vs. Raymond custody battle one of the most
embarrassing displays of human disregard for two centuries?
3. Isn’t
said case and the case of Dwayne Wade a lesson to men about where they lay
their seed? Will they actually listen?
4. By
a show of hands how many of us thinks that vis-a-vie her “mock” lyrics claiming
to be a Republican, in the words of the Old School phrase, Nikki Minaj, “play-too-much”?
5. In
awe over Dr. Dre’s financial genius and ability to turn headphones, instead of
beats, into millions? (Still) curious as
to how he was able to break his contract with Deathrow Records and lived to
tell about it?
7.
Are we so ready for EnVogue to be, “over” so they can stop playing with our
emotions?
8. By
a show of hands, who has been trying to emulate the hotness and electrifying
moves Carmen Ejego displayed in film, “Sparkle?”
9. By
a show of hands, how many of us think if Marvin Gaye and David Ruffin were
still alive they would pimp slap Chris Brown and Drake for fighting over a
woman?
10. Would
they pimp slap Chris and Drake twice when they realize they were fighting over the
likes of Rihannna?
11.
By a show of hands, who thinks Chad Johnson and Terrell Owens would be better
off leaving football for good, taking voice lessons and going into country
western or blues music?
12.
Is Patti LaBelle settling her lawsuit for cursing at and splashing water on an
unruly toddler admission of guilt?
13.
By a show of hands, how many of us think Patti should have thrown the water on
the parents of the unruly toddler instead?
14.
Overwhelmed and sick of all the talent contest-slash-reality-slash-singers-scrambling-to-stay-relevant-as-judges
shows?
15.
By a show of hands, who cares who has the Voice, who Got Talent, who is Dancing
with the Stars or who the American Idol is?
16.
How many of us remember when it was much easier to find talent singing on the
city bus, like Tyrese in the Coca-Cola commercial?
17. Did
you get whiplash doing a double take when you read or heard the words, “Deacon”
and “DMX” in the same phrase?
18.
By a show of hands, how many of us want to be the fly on the church wall the
first time Deacon DMX is called upon to pray?
19. Still
in denial or mourning over Whit, Mike, Heavy, Teena, and Vesta?
20.
By a show of hands, how many of us think that the ghost of Redd Foxx will
appear to Lauryn Hill in jail frequently, only to speak his infamous line, “You
big dummy!”
