15 January 2006

“Say What?”


In November 2005, I had the unfortunate pleasure of watching the American Film Institute’s “Top 100 Movie Quotes” on AMC. The list was whack and lacked color, to say the least.

To date, nine people of a darker hue have earned Academy awards in the Actor category (Denzel has won twice: Supporting and Lead). There is no denying Black folk can act. With this much progress, you would think the AFI could have put in more effort than one stinking line from, Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner? And I think that was just "honorable mention." Pathetic.

Moreover, it is disheartening to see a list from an organization that brags of being american, but does not list any black americans as having made any contributions to film. Brings to mind a quote from The Tuskeegee Airmen: I know how I feel about my country. But how does my country feel about me? (Andre Braugher as Col. Benjamin O. Davis).

So, here is my list of 50. Regardless of what the AFI thinks, we have, in fact, said some profound shit.


PS This list only actually has a little more than 40 quotes. I could use some help from the movie aficionados. I am looking for quotes (as accurate as possible, please) from The Five Heartbeats, Shaft (the original), Stormy Weather, The Wiz and older classics.





Movie Line Character
1 Armistad Give us us free! Joesph Cinque
2 Boyz ‘n the Hood Either they don’t know, don’t show, or don’t care about what’s going on in the hood. Doughboy
3 Mahogany Success is nothing without someone to share it with! Brian
4 Lady Sings The Blues You want my arm to fall off? Louis McKay
5 A Raisin in the Sun Willie! Willie! Walter Lee Younger
6 The Color Purple All my life, I had to fight…a girl-child ain’t safe in a house full of men. Sophia
7 The Great White Hope Here I am…here I am! Jack Johnson
8 Jungle Fever I smoked the t.v. Gator Purify
9 Do The Right Thing Always do the right thing. Da Mayor
10 School Daze Once again, we as a people are late! Vaughn “Dap”Dunlap
11 Boyz ‘n the Hood Riiiiccccky! Tre Styles
12 Boomerang Love should have brought your ass home last night! Angela
13 Coming to America Girl you look so good, somebody oughta put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit. Rev. Brown
14 Cooley High I want to live forever. Preacher
15 The Color Purple It’s gone rain on your head.
16 Boyz ‘n the Hood Why? They want us to kill ourselves. Furious Styles
17 She’s Gotta Have It Please baby, please, baby, baby, baby, please! Mars Blackmon
18 Menace II Society …asked if I cared whether I live or die. Yeah I do. Not it’s too late. Caine
19 Claudine …(regarding marrying Claudine) it would take welfare off the hook and put me on! Roopert
20 The Color Purple See Daddy, even sinners got soul, too! Shug Avery
21 Malcolm X We didn’t land on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock landed on us! Malcolm X
22 Soul Food One finger pointing the blame can’t make no impact. But five fingers balled up can deliver a mighty blow! Mama Joe
23 Love & Basketball I’ll play you…for your heart. Monica Wright
24 A Raisin in the Sun In my Mother’s house, there is still God. Benenthea Younger
25 The Color Purple I’m poor, black, I might even be ugly, but dear God, I am here! Celie
26 Bingo Long All-Stars Don’t cost nothing to dance. Leon Carter
27 Friday It’s Friday, you ain’t got no job and you ain’t got shit to do. Smokey
28 Cooley High For the brothers who ain’t here. Coolcheese/Preacher
29 The Color Purple Hell, no (!) Sophia
30 Malcolm X The only thing I like integrated is my coffee. Malcolm X
31 Cotton Comes to Harlem Was that black enough for you? Barry
32 Love & Basketball All is fair in love and basketball. Quincy McCall
33 Superfly Freddy’s dead.
34 Ray I gone make it do what it do. Ray Charles
35 Love Jones I am the blues in your left thigh, trying to become the funk in your right. Darius Lovehall
36 The Color Purple Until you do right by me, everything you even think of is going to fail. Celie
37 Claudine It’s doesn’t matter Mama. It’s gone wind up chicken (!) Charlene
38 Boyz ‘n the Hood (repeating his father’s words of advice)…Any fool with a dick can make a baby, but only a real man can raise his children. (Young) Trey Styles
39 The Color Purple You sitting at the head of your own dinner table and acting like the waiter! Old Mr.
40 School Daze Wake up! Vaughn “Dap” Dunlap
41 New Jack City Am I my brother’s keeper? Nino Brown
42 Claudine …before you go to bed tonight, take a good look at Charlene, grandma. Charles
43 The Color Purple You just a big ol’ heifer! Squeak/MaryAlice
44 School Daze You either work, or you starve. And I want to eat sirloin. Grady
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In Other Words:
Oscar History: Is the Oscar...by Emanuel Levy


Blacks had long wait...by Robert Booker

Hattie or Halle by Mark A. Rawls.

And the Oscar goes Black by Rasheeda Bhagat

Shiny or Tarnished, Oscar still golden by Tony Norman

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

See,Now I gotta dig through my movies this weekend!
;)

steadfastandpurposed said...

A colleague who I have mad respect for thinks the quotes are a little obscure...to which I say, "man, you need a couple of black film marathon weekends." But that's just me.

Anonymous said...

How about:

"That's right, we bad!" Richard Pryor, 'Stir Crazy'

Robin Harris has a funny line in 'House Party' when two police officers are questioning him on the street, and he says "I'm from a small town called Kick-a-cop's-ass, Alabama!" (Or probably some other state.)

BTW, did you ever notice that the last line of 'School Daze,' "Wake up!" is one of the first lines of 'Do The Right Thing?'

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